英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范



No.1: （冷笑话型）



-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）

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0 V( K# R+ Z; ~) y- d0 ]0 ?. N$ g“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）

3 `$ }0 |4 c0 Y- m-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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$ H; g6 \" @. e-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）
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% x2 `8 K# }+ \: l& o-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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No.6（酒吧场景）

1 u  x( h5 I4 n, v-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

7 o9 X  E9 I2 ~6 j' u0 d-Can I buy you a drink?

9 Y; q+ J$ h% l) X3 J* Q' G# {* ~-Are you here alone?

( h. }/ k' S0 g+ f-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

! F" x- ?$ P. T6 s2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
7 P1 k9 O( n8 ATo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

4 a! S/ m9 B3 Y! nExample: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?
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- L3 ?( r# I% M" J3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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- y$ ]* q  W, K# c. u& J7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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; N* y; e  u  U$ J# `10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

. w  I) q5 x& z* L- q; ]03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Klaus（始祖家族）

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Damon（吸血鬼日记）



Jane（暮光之城）



Sheldon（生活大爆炸）



Howard(生活大爆炸)


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Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）



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咕噜（指环王）

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看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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' i0 }5 u, \9 N1 ?! x实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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- S( E, v* U7 x8 }3 ]% p" q; X用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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  v( b! [/ M) O5 [3 D1 d- n最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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勇敢去吧！

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7 T! N! J. M+ Z: \# M如果碰壁了...

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) O. w, S0 u! ^5 p. Y9 y/ @0 ?送你挽尊语~

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