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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

2 \: ~& a$ A* u0 M: G& z6 I' z# zPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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7 t3 I8 g# k; N% C) d9 P# z1 ANo.2（没话找话型）



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No.3（文艺青年型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

, A0 C; C2 n, w-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）

6 B) z% f5 c/ e  O" [-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.


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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

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02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

$ [# O; m1 \+ M! }% @" R2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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; c( n% l- {; A* y3 |To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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/ L! \  S/ @3 ?Example: That guy just checked you out.
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. |1 t# M  F. g- T* @- ?+ A: k1 }However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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/ O9 |% f; f- R0 B3 \4 y" t7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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3 I1 ^, g% ?) J! k8 {To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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4 T  ?2 I: e5 ?2 A" e" t- MNOTE 4
  B- R" w' m% IIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

2 b# l6 x" t( R2 i, Q4 ~3 q7 ^03“明星”示范
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% y. H* u7 [8 h" M5 q/ E邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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7 B- P: O1 [0 {" A1 B$ dKlaus（始祖家族）

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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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, j- ]6 a/ L9 \4 E& hWalter（绝命毒师）
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" g( P, t7 z, W" S" T5 fRose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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7 o$ b: X1 p5 S看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～

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7 X( l" i! p" @) y用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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勇敢去吧！


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如果碰壁了...
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- v) F2 U6 ^( R. d& q送你挽尊语~
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