英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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& J( _! b* o2 a* lNo.1: （冷笑话型）

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No.2（没话找话型）
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* r- Z" l5 t0 f“What kind of dog is that?”
, Y4 c; t0 [7 a9 V# S! `) x. k“Hey, nice shoes.”

3 ~2 P/ l& Q, sNo.3（文艺青年型）
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6 h+ O# P- K0 b& R! WNo.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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" O6 ?* @" V" {4 f! B* h-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

) m% s8 J* G  U+ C-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

1 L- M* I/ m4 k/ [No.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.
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, x( V& d, D. ?-You have a great smile.
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No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

7 N; j! G* p- o1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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% q+ T6 y; G& k; {6 p7 Q2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

0 G3 F5 J% l  I+ yHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?

* h9 O- F8 r6 E0 J$ h3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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- w! K9 h$ t" q1 |, c! V6 C+ MTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

' J: ?' g( y( W  c& d% @' C5 g6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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2 N6 P! E: I& j4 Z' d- p$ X7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

* J& {1 |) T6 B( R2 wNOTE 3
% M8 e/ e1 ^  x9 z/ jTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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5 n  m! C& c% z1 J$ v& [8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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# q+ r+ h- B0 {6 H, A10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
+ s& {5 u, q% [7 L' R- O3 l6 sIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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( z$ M* a( D, D9 w3 g  u+ |03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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2 U; {( x/ g& M5 ^5 ZKlaus（始祖家族）

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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）

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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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Howard(生活大爆炸)

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Walter（绝命毒师）
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" @$ S: B5 m  M7 x: z: rRose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）


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理科生不懂浪漫？
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) W$ w, ]4 F5 Q2 j. l看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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) ^+ Q6 V2 E/ G0 m! E* D用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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1 w* Z2 K, \9 d# _9 u( p送你挽尊语~
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