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* P0 T& w5 m6 x; ^圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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% H- Z) u! o/ k$ F/ d2 A4 a& v- nPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?% c. U4 b/ l* V2 V% ~
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01正确示范, x; @& z2 B( r$ J
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2 q! w1 y+ X6 s/ ^No.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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3 S6 j8 K# V& U* R. Q/ U“What kind of dog is that?”
6 Y3 V, V5 `% r4 y/ }9 A. M“Hey, nice shoes.”* i0 g+ P6 v/ O6 Y
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9 ]& w! t' [! X+ F2 B' N-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?* N0 H6 D4 }1 m5 ?& m, q
' n+ V+ W6 e# N, s-Don’t I know you from xx class?”( I7 T: @* F5 K# J% o o
" Q4 V# ]# N# {" l! i-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?, y9 o$ r8 _* a
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, h) o, I& s3 X, H; ?; @-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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: i" k0 w* f. a) n' j-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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7 E( w t+ q1 |2 k1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.+ h9 Z. p6 H7 |$ h; ]) P
% y8 R% y/ J) s2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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! X- |& ]2 z M sTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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: \# `, v* \6 iExample: That guy just checked you out.9 J$ T n" t9 }5 s& U2 _$ k+ O
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?* [, ~- W8 b' N' n' V3 I' U
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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. P" `6 X! [& w8 N- NTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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2 s5 o2 f8 C" q, F6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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, \$ u; N6 F' z8 Z; O7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?2 t; L! H0 u: l
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.6 X; V+ Y7 z) h1 e1 C; T/ ?
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2 `& c1 Z( J3 YIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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理科生不懂浪漫?4 U1 l5 ^2 R$ z2 a2 g- O% K. m
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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& l" x! o3 h' G2 O6 a& M6 E4 E最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技1 Y% H+ i' V4 E; G; y5 }
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如果碰壁了...
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